Some normal principles of exercise: get courteous (“This is big, but simple Uber happens to be waiting”), don’t tell a farfetched lay (“My cousin’s guinea pig only crumbled along the loo”) and don’t dine and dashboard (”I imagined I’d remunerated via telepathy”).

Some normal principles of exercise: get courteous (“This is big, but simple Uber happens to be waiting”), don’t tell a farfetched lay (“My cousin’s guinea pig only crumbled along the […]